On the Road Again. Just back from a tour of the south and east sections of the state.
After 15 years of being an Arizonan, I finally saw
The Thing. El Gringo loves retro, and nothing is more retro than a roadside museum/sideshow. The Thing museum features a car that might have been Hitler's, complete with a fuhrer-like mannequin in the back seat, life sized wood carvings of medieval tortures, and, of course, the Thing. The Thing is no mystery once you see it. It's more sad, really.
El Gringo breaks the chains, so you don't have to! On my tour I doggedly tried to avoid eating with
the Colonel, Mickey D, or even the more upscale chain restaurants. In the rural parts of the state this leaves you with a selection of local diners or Mexican. El Gringo did not have the cojones (or more accurately the stomach) to try the
Chinese buffets in Safford. Maybe next time.
Chalo's La Casa Reynoso. 611 6th Avenue, Safford. Afterward take a stroll in downtown Safford. Visit
Goodgame's Books at 616 W. Main Street.
If you are looking for pretty rocks or native American stuff, try
Brown's Turquoise Shop, 2248 S. 1st Ave/S Hwy 191, Safford.
Reb's Cafe. 1020 W 4th St, Benson. Take exit 303. Sandwiches and burgers served in a place with lots of Marilyn Monroe and Elvis stuff on the walls.
My Place. 1081 E. Fry Blvd. Sierra Vista. American, Mexican, and Asian (Vietnamese) food. The country fried steak was better than the last one I had at Denny's, but the lima bean and corn vegetable medley was cold. Next time I will try the Vietnamese sandwich.
Q: What movie is the ubiquitous ethnic restaurant TV showing in an American/Mexican/Asian restaurant?
Bulletproof Monk.
Of course, there is
Dateland. Is there anyplace that sells date shakes that
doesn't claim they're world famous?
You get a little more variety when you hit the big city:
In
Tucson:
Seri Melaka. 6133 E. Broadway at Wilmot. Malaysian and Chinese food. Very good.
Sushi Garden. 15 North Alvernon Way. The self-proclaimed largest sushi bar in Tucson. I was there for the lunch buffet.
Who knew Yuma was a center of fine dining? Well, the Yumanites probably do, but you did you? Drive up 4th Ave. and choose from barbecue, Indian, and of course the omnipresent Chinese and Mexican places. El Gringo, however, decided to go upscale and eat at the
River City Grill, 3rd Street at 6th Ave. Dishes like pistachio crusted chicken served on black beans with chipotle sauce served by modish looking twenty-somethings. And you don't have to go anywhere near Scottsdale.
Ok, and I have to admit the
KFC buffet at the junction of the I-10 and 90 is pretty good.